Old Muckraker is the Old Old Newspaper of record for the Old Old Farmyard (“All the Old, Old Muck that is such Yuck to Rake, and then some”)
This is not fake news, breaking news or today’s news. This is Old Old News that stands the test of time and space. This Old News is as good tomorrow as it is today.
The NYT used to be: “All the Stuff that Fits”
The WP is: “Democracy Dies, Darkness Descends”