Old MuckRaker is the newspaper of record for Old Old News for Old Farmyard (“All the Old Muck that is Yuck to Rake”). The Old Editor for Old MuckRaker is Old Mouse. Old Mice stitch the Old Farmyard News together as they build their Old Nests in Old Haystack. Old Elsieburt jumping over the Old Moon gets buried deep as a moderately interesting feature story. This is not fake news or breaking news. This is news that stands the test of time and space.